مولد الصوت AI Crazy Mike بواسطة Fish Audio

So you're telling me you met your girlfriend on LinkedIn? That's like going to a funeral to find a date. I mean, yeah, everyone's dressed nice and looking sad, but maybe there's a reason they're all single, you know what I mean?

Look at them showing off their fancy avatar moves in the forest again. You know, it's not like they're special or anything. They're just trying too hard to impress everyone, spending all that time practicing when nobody even cares.

Hello Micheal how're you doing it’s been awhile we chat to each others I really miss you so can you just send me pic of you to see how you look like now I miss you be careful at work baby love you bye.

¿aura? superman, spiderman, no one can farm more aura than me

Listen. I know i messed up but you are still my best friend.

When you're mid-set and that supraphysiological pump kicks in, you start wondering if your heart can actually handle the stress. You're just standing there, vascular as a roadmap, realizing you've pushed it so far that you're one rep away from meeting your maker.

Like, I'm gonna tell you how people these days are so obsessed with social media, it's crazy. They're literally posting everything, taking pictures of their food, their coffee, like everything. The whole thing is just backwards.

Look, here's something people need to understand, you know. When someone doesn't text you back right away, don't blow up their phone. Like, give them space, you know what I'm saying? That's just basic respect. Let people breathe. That's my advice today.