مولد صوت AI Julie Powers من Fish Audio

Awwwww you gotta be FUCKING with me right now

I mean, it's just like, why does everything have to be a whole thing, you know? Like, I'm just trying to exist without having a total meltdown about my parents or whatever Jay is doing with that pillow. It’s honestly so much, like, way more than a belly button.

Okay so first we get Taylor on board two convince Riley to split from the group three make sure Danny thinks we're still allies four get the numbers for next week's vote five perfect setup for taking control of the whole game.

Like seriously, if she ever tries to cross you again, I’ll make sure she completely disappears, and I mean literally. Oh, sorry, ignore that. The voices are just getting really loud today, telling me I’m being crazy again, but I promise I’m totally fine.

Look, I know life gets chaotic, and sometimes that extra hour of sleep feels better than a face mask. But we’re making hydration a priority. We want that fresh, dewy glow—even if you’re totally exhausted. It’s simple, it’s effective, and trust me, your future self will thank you.

Honestly, if I have to endure one more second of this pink-tinted nightmare, I’m going to lose my mind. My reflexes are ready to slap the fake tan right off Cleo’s face. I’m just trying to survive while everyone else is busy pretending their souls aren't hollow.

Oh my God, you guys! What is wrong with putting a dish in the sink to wash?! Are you seriously waiting for it to grow legs and walk itself into the dishwasher?! I swear, I can smell a... a weird smell in this apartment! Chandler, did you again throw your socks under the couch?! I am warning you !! Next time, your dessert is gone!!

Dude, if you're planning on sticking around, you should probably find a place that's a bit more chill. I'm thinking of switching my hair to a bright violet by tomorrow anyway. It's just easier to keep moving than to deal with all this extra baggage.