مولد صوت AI Madea من Fish Audio

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Martha! Them chickens is loose in the garden again! Look at 'em scratchin' up my tomatoes! Grab the broom while I chase 'em back to the coop. Dang critters always findin' a way through that broken fence!

Hey y'all, I'm fixin' to show you my favorite fishing spot down here at the creek. Daddy and I have been coming here since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, and let me tell ya, there ain't no better place to catch some good ol' bass.

Well boys, got myself a new sentry set up right here. Ain't nobody getting past this beauty. Y'all just watch her work - spies try sneaking around, they're gonna get a face full of American engineering. That's what I call problem solving.

Ooh, is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see my collection of tap-dancing teacups? Speaking of which, my brain just did a cartwheel into next Tuesday! Can I borrow your eyebrows? They'd look fantastic on my elbow!

Well, golly, Sergeant, I was just thinking while I was scrubbing these floors how nice it is to do a good job. If I got promoted, I might not have time for these simple things anymore. I'm just plain satisfied right where I am, being the best private I can.

Hey guys, I am back! I told you soccer is just not your thing, bro. Stick to the basketball, seriously. Four zero is absolutely unbelievable! You couldn't even score one goal? It is absolutely crazy, but I have to believe it. See you next time, guys!

Now listen here, I say listen here, boy. You're running around like my cousin Beauregard at a firefly festival. That ain't no way to handle your business. You gotta use your head, son - what little you got of it. Pay attention when I'm talking to you, boy!