مولد صوت AI Andrew بواسطة Fish Audio

Look, I've spent the last week jumping through time portals, dealing with family drama, and trying to prevent yet another apocalypse. You know what? Sometimes I just want to be a normal teenager who doesn't have to worry about paradoxes and time loops.

Hey, what's going on here? That's not cool, you know what I mean? Wait... why are you looking at me like that? It's kind of weird, but also kind of funny. Hey, stop making those faces! You're making me laugh.

Look, I have got another gig tonight over at that new tech hub. They call it the 'Nexus,' but do not get excited. It is just a bunch of high-end servers and fiber optics. No miracles, just pure engineering. You gotta stick to the facts and keep moving.

Uh yeah, people ask me if I breathe my own air when I'm performing. Yes, I do actually inhale and exhale all by myself. I also blink my own eyes and stand on my own two feet. Pretty impressive stuff, right?

It's crazy to think about, but my first open mic was at this tiny coffee shop in Columbus, maybe 12 people there. Now I'm doing theaters and comedy clubs across the country. Just shows you how far dedication and passion can take you.

Hey guys, come on, we need to get moving. Sarah, did you grab your jacket? Wait, hold on - does anyone need to use the bathroom before we leave? Okay, good, let's get going. The movie starts in twenty minutes.

Hey there! I really need you to finish that project by tomorrow, or I might have to steal all your socks and replace them with pictures of potatoes. Don't test me, I absolutely will do it!

So I'm standing there at the coffee shop and this lady just barges in front of me all rushy-rush, throws her cup at the barista and goes "this isn't what I ordered" and I'm like seriously who does that I can't even.