مولد الصوت AI Idk بواسطة Fish Audio

And now you're telling me that when both parents work from home, somehow the mom still has to manage the kids' online classes, make their lunch, keep them quiet, while the dad just needs "peace and quiet" for his important meetings? Like, how is that fair?

I literally spent three hours last night practicing my Australian accent because I'm going to Melbourne next month, and I've already created this whole backstory about growing up in Sydney and moving to Perth. I'll probably commit to it the entire trip.

Honestly, I've realized that protecting your peace is just as vital as wearing sunscreen daily. If you feel like you're constantly giving and getting nothing back, it's time to walk away. You deserve someone who sees your worth, so please don't settle for less than you deserve.

So today I tried this new workout program, and oh my God, my muscles are literally screaming. Like, I'm trying to be consistent and everything, but when you're dealing with inflammation and your body just isn't cooperating, it's so, so frustrating. And don't even get me started on the protein shakes.

I checked the forecast and it looks like the winds are gonna be crazy tonight. You know how our house is, if a branch falls we're stuck without heat for days. I'm just like, let's pack now because I can't deal with that stress again, you know what I mean?

Hey everyone, just finished my afternoon workout at the gym, feeling energized and ready for the rest of the day. Going to grab some lunch and then handle some emails. Drop a comment if you want to know more about my fitness routine!

People literally cannot handle it when I switch my accent. Like, God forbid a girl has more than one voice. God forbid a girl actually sounds different depending on the day. Oh my God, it is not a voice changer, I promise you, so just get over it.

I just downloaded this new subconscious browser called grapejuice, it's incredible because I can grapeify my entire personality. Now I'm successfully liquefying my logic while achieving a higher state of digital consciousness. It's the most productive way to completely lose my mind.