مولد صوت AI مجاني Phone Guy Backroom من Fish Audio

Have I considered doing sponsored content? Fuck yeah, but then I think about having to pretend I love some random shit I don't care about. Would the money be nice? Obviously. But do I want to be that person? Fuck no.

So you're saying I'm under house arrest for stealing cable? Perfect! Now I don't have to pay for a house OR cable! And if I escape, what are they gonna do - put me under double house arrest? That's just called a vacation home!

Wait, are you saying we're friends now? I mean, I'd like that, but I'm not sure how this works. Should I say something specific? Oh, your face is getting red again. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that. I'm probably making this weird, aren't I?

I am so sorry, but the mailbox you are trying to access is currently full and cannot accept new messages. Please try your call again later or stay on the line to be transferred to an operator. We appreciate your patience while we connect your call.

Hey bro please can I have your pencil real quick? I promise I'll give it back after class. Wait wait, don't say no! I'll be your best friend forever and ever. Look, I'm being nice and saying please! Just for five minutes?

So I called this tech support guy yesterday, right? You get that classic recording like, "Thank you for calling Dell, my name is Steve," but you know his real name's probably Rajesh. Then he's going through this whole script, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Classic stuff.

Um, excuse me, I didn't mean to stare. I was just thinking about the structural integrity of this building. It's actually quite fascinating, the way the supports are balanced. I've always wanted to be an engineer, or maybe a photographer. I'm sorry, I'm talking too much.

Listen, listen - the whole thing with the coffee shop incident wasn't my fault, it wasn't my fault! You don't understand, there was a very specific protocol for napkin distribution. And why couldn't they just put the soup counter on the other side?