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I finally decided to check out that new bakery downtown. People have been raving about it for ages, but the crowds were always way too intense. Luckily, there was no wait today, so I grabbed a few pastries to see if they are actually worth all the hype.

So, people always ask about the field, and basically, it's just a lot of sitting around in the rain waiting for something to happen, you know? It's definitely not like the movies. It builds some character, I guess, but honestly, if you enjoy sleeping in a real bed, maybe try the Air Force instead.

So like, this one time I tried using hand sanitizer as deodorant right, and holy shit was that a mistake. My armpits were on fucking fire and I had to run to the shower like a crazy person. Don't do that shit guys, seriously, learn from my dumb ass.

Hey guys, just chilling in Barcelona right now and holy shit this city is fucking incredible. The architecture is so amazing, and the beach is literally right there. We're probably gonna go get some tapas and then hit up this crazy rooftop bar tonight, I'm so excited.

Hey guys, you ever notice how like, when you're just chilling in your room, right, and suddenly your stomach makes this weird noise? And you're like, whoa bro, was that me? Then bam, you realize you forgot to eat breakfast. Man, these things happen to me all the time.

A lot of you guys ask what it's actually like being in the infantry. Honestly, it’s mostly just waiting around and cleaning your gear, you know? It's a grind and I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, but I figured I'd just keep it real with you guys.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

Well, we finally got the parts in for the harvester, but now the heat is really starting to pick up. It's a long way from the shop out here, but you know what, that's just part of the job. Howdy yuppy, let's get this machine running before the sun goes down.