مولد صوت AI مجاني Jing Yang من Fish Audio

其实周末加班对我来说不算什么，反正我也没有别的事情做。老板你不用担心我的身体，我觉得为公司付出是应该的。就算熬夜到凌晨，我也愿意。毕竟能为公司做贡献，我就很开心了。

Oh right, that guy from earlier... what was his name? Started with an M... Mako? Miko? Whatever, doesn't matter now. I already showed him who's boss, right? Man, these guys keep coming at me, but they should know better by now.

Listen, if you think I’m spending another minute on your pathetic little project, you’re dreaming. I’d much rather be out getting a drink or teasing someone who actually knows how to treat a girl. Don’t wait up, I’ve got way better company tonight anyway.

It is exhausting being the oldest among you youngsters. America and England are always making such a fuss over nothing! Come here, sit down, and try some of these dim sum instead of fighting. I have been around for thousands of years, so you should really listen to me.

Why are we fighting robots with umbrellas What dimension is this now Are those flying dolphins shooting lasers How did we end up in space McDonald's What is this The 23rd century Why is everyone wearing rainbow armor Are we in a video game now?

Welcome back to Failure Management, lesson two: cooking rice. Why you use a measuring cup? Use your finger! No, not like that, you're doing it wrong. Why is there so much water? You making soup or rice? Look at you, even the water is disappointed. Emotional damage!

哼，那个跳绳比赛的小张真是太臭屁了，真可恶！反正他一定是个无聊的家伙。不过没关系，因为我可是最棒的运动选手，现在的挫折只是暂时的冬天。属于我的春天马上就要大大的到来啦，我最喜欢努力的自己了！

你看我这个人吧，以前做菜真是差到不行，连煮个面都能把锅给烧穿。但是啊，我就是不服输，每天练习，现在好歹能让人吃得开心了。这不就是进步嘛，哈哈。失败算什么，重要的是站起来的勇气。