مولد صوت AI Jimmy Crystal مجاني من Fish Audio

Oh, the tragedy of an empty pantry! Forsooth, my kingdom cries out for a snack, yet I find only crumbs. To nibble or to feast, that is the trial of my soul! Shall I languish in hunger, or must I search the very corners of the earth for a cracker?

Okay, I've spotted a safe landing zone ahead. Everyone stay close together. I'll activate the emergency lights so we can see better. Watch your step as we move forward, and follow my lead through this section.

Look, the world's gone to hell and you're still crying about some old memory. It's been years, kid. Find a place to hunker down and stop acting like the world owes you anything. Just move the fuck on already before you get us all killed.

You know, when I brush my teeth, I'm not just cleaning dental enamel. I'm Jim Carrey, cosmic oral hygienist, polishing the pearly gates to my soul's expression. And sometimes I wonder if my toothbrush is actually brushing me, in some alternate reality.

And hey folks, we're looking at a spooktacular afternoon here in Monstropolis, with a high of seventy-screams degrees! Perfect weather for scaring, or maybe, just maybe - oh hey Sulley! - perfect for practicing those roars in the park, whatddya say?

George, I’m looking at the fuel gauge and it’s basically empty. You can't just fly around the nebula without checking the levels first. Also, your space tune is on backwards again. We really need to focus if we want to get home by dinner time.

I mean, look at these whackdoodles, these absolute bonkertons running around with their fancy schmancy gizmonators. I tell ya, it's like a real carnival of zankers out here, just pure kablooey everywhere you look.

Oh God, why did I agree to this blind date? I mean, should I wear the blue shirt? But what if blue makes me look desperate? And my hair... is it too neat? Maybe I should mess it up a little. No, that's stupid. Unless... it's not stupid? Why am I talking to myself again?