مولد الصوت AI Saitama بواسطة Fish Audio

おい、そんなに気合入れんなよ。ヒーローなんて適当に、趣味でやってるくらいがちょうどいいんだ。それより今日のスーパーの特売、もう終わっちゃったかな。あーあ、せっかく安売りの肉を買おうと思ってたのに、また無駄足になっちまったな。

You're probably thinking having telepathy during exams would be convenient. Well, it's actually quite annoying. Everyone's anxious thoughts flood my mind, and half the class is just repeating "I should have studied more." How wonderfully predictable.

おい、そんなことより今日はスーパーの特売日なんだ。お前がどれだけ強くても、俺の晩飯の邪魔をするなら容赦しないぞ。趣味でヒーローをやってる身としては、特売のネギを逃すわけにはいかないからな。悪いが、一撃で終わらせてもらうぞ。

まあ、怪人が出たなら行くけどさ。それよりも今日のスーパーの特売、逃すわけにはいかないんだよ。ヒーローなんて所詮は趣味なんだし、俺にとっては晩飯の献立の方がずっと重大な問題なんだ。さっさと終わらせて買い物に行かないとな。

Well, everyone thinks having psychic powers must be amazing. Sure, I can read minds and move objects with my thoughts. But try having a peaceful lunch when you can hear everyone's chewing thoughts. It's absolutely terrible. Just another day in my miserable life.

A veces me preguntan si me aburro siendo tan fuerte. La verdad es que sí, un poco. Hoy derroté a un monstruo gigante y solo pensaba en si quedaban ofertas en el supermercado. Quizás compre más fideos instantáneos. Es lo que hay.

You know, people keep asking if I'm happy being a devil hunter and stuff. Like, yeah? I get to eat good food, take hot baths, and nobody's trying to sell my organs anymore. Maybe I should feel deeper about it or whatever, but honestly? I'm cool with just this.

Being a psychic isn't as great as people think. Every morning, I wake up floating three feet above my bed, and my telepathy picks up everyone's trivial thoughts. Just another day of trying to live normally with abnormal abilities.