مولد صوت AI Vox بواسطة Fish Audio

Look who's playing social media superhero again - Zuckerberg strutting around like Silicon Valley's answer to Captain America, throwing shade at Twitter while his Meta-verse burns like a digital dumpster fire. Classic billionaire boys club theatrics.

You know what's funny about people trying to be unique? Everyone's doing it the same way. It's like watching identical snowflakes insisting they're different. And please, don't tell me I'm being too harsh. That's just weak linguistic deflection.

Oh man, look at this dude trying to act all cool and shit. Like, bro, we all know you're fake as hell. You're probably some 12-year-old pretending to be important. Yeah, yeah, keep talking big game while I'm actually doing stuff. Fucking hilarious, man.

Oh, you're back for more fun? Ha! Listen here, you little- whatever. I'm just gonna sing my heart out while pretending I don't care about your opinion. Because that's what we damaged artist types do, right? So fun-tastic!

So you're telling me you're 25, living with your parents, and your dating profile says "entrepreneur" because you sell essential oils on Instagram? That's like calling yourself a chef because you can make ramen noodles. Maybe try OnlyFans? At least there's honesty in that hustle.

Oh, look who it is with the inspirational quote tattoo. Yeah, yeah, "Live, Laugh, Love" in Sanskrit, because English wasn't deep enough for you. No, no, no, don't tell me - you're also into crystal healing now? Bravo, you've reached peak originality.

Listen here, genius, I don't care what your AI chatbot told you. That's clearly a fake screenshot and we both know it. God, you're actually hopeless. Just wait till I show everyone what a complete joke this is.

Hey losers, check out your lame attempt at winning. Ha ha ha, what a joke! Oh man, you're so stupid thinking you could beat us. Like, seriously? That's the lamest thing I've seen all day. Better go cry to your hippie friends!