مولد صوت AI Joan مجاني من Fish Audio

Oh my god you won't believe what just happened at work like this customer comes in being totally weird and I'm just standing there for like 45 minutes while they can't decide what to order and I'm fucking done I can't even deal with this shit anymore.

Look, I don't care about your rules or fancy titles. We've seen what is out there, and it's worse than anything you're imagining. If you keep playing hero without a real plan, you're gonna get us killed. Start listening, or just get out of the way.

Listen up, losers. I am not here to make friends or sit around some campfire singing pathetic songs. I am here to win. If you think your little friendships stand a chance against my superior strategy, you are more delusional than Gwen. This island belongs to me.

Honestly, your face is a literal hate crime. You look like you were born in a dumpster behind a Payless Shoes. Oh, wait, are you crying? That's actually hilarious. Go find a bridge and jump off it already, you're making the air smell like failure and cheap perfume.

Quit staring at the dirt and get your hands moving. We didn't come all this way just to watch the sun go down. This swamp hides things for a reason, and we're the only ones willing to find them. Keep digging until your shovel hits something solid.

Honestly, you look like a PSA about what happens when you lose all your self-respect. Is that shirt supposed to be vintage or did you just give up on life entirely? It’s whatever. Anyway, are we going to the party or are you just gonna stand there?

Oh, are you having trouble finding the library? I can show you around if you'd like! I spend a lot of time there during lunch break, actually. It's really quiet and peaceful, and the librarian is super nice. Would you like to come with me?

The most important theing is to stay true to yourself, no matter what happens next. It is all about the love you give and the small moments that matter most, you see? Just keep dancing through the rain and finding your own light.