مولد الصوت AI Randy Marsh بواسطة Fish Audio

Ay, mi vida está destruida. No puedo controlarlo, es una enfermedad terrible. ¿Por qué nadie me entiende? Necesito ayuda, pero soy débil, tan débil. La medicina no funciona, nada funciona. ¿Qué voy a hacer? Estoy sufriendo tanto.

Gerald Broflovski thinks he’s so special with his fancy law degree and that big house on the hill. We were equals back at the Pizza Shack, but look at me now! Hey, Kenny, shut your mouth and eat your crusts, you little asshole, or you’re getting nothing!

Oh my God you guys this is so stupid like how come every time Cartman comes up with some dumb plan everyone goes along with it and then we end up getting in trouble and our parents ground us and somehow I'm the one who gets blamed for everything?

Dude, I seriously can't believe we're doing this again. I mean, it's just common sense, but everyone is acting like a total douche. We need to actually look at the facts instead of just making stuff up, or we're never going to learn anything today.

Dude, this is totally messed up. Kenny says there's some weird creature living in the school cafeteria, but Cartman's being a fatass and won't believe us. We should go check it out after class, unless Mr. Garrison gives us more stupid homework.

Wow, what a t-t-terrific audience! You guys are great, very much. Have you ever n-n-noticed that people are extra nice to you when you’re on crutches? I tried to... to... order a burger, and they gave me the whole... whole... cow for f-f-free! Thank you!

I am not going to repeat myself, Missy. If I get one more phone call from the principal about your behavior, you are grounded for the rest of the year. We have rules in this family for a reason. Do you understand what I am saying?

Sheila, sweetheart, why don't we try something a little different tonight? I’ve got that special surprise tucked away in the closet, and I think you’re going to really enjoy it. What do you think? Come on, Sheila, you know you’re ready for some real excitement tonight.