مولد صوت AI Garfield (Sandro Larenas) مجاني من Fish Audio

¡Contemplen al gran Garfield, el famoso escalador de montañas! Nada puede detenerme mientras subo hacia la cima... ¡Esperen un momento! ¿Es eso una lasaña en el campamento base? ¡Odi! ¡Bájame de aquí! La aventura puede esperar, ¡la comida no!

You know what's worse than a Monday? A Monday without lasagna. It's practically a crime against cat-kind. I've decided that from now on, breakfast is officially canceled unless it involves extra cheese and a nap. Now, someone fetch my pillow; being this right is absolutely exhausting.

Orde, traga meu travisero agora mesmo se não mando vocé pra bu dabi

Oh boy, it's dinner time already? Garfield, please don't look at me like that - I know I'm running late with your lasagna. Odie, stop jumping around while I'm trying to set the table. You two are such a handful sometimes.

Se as segundas-feiras fossem uma lasanha, eu as devoraria só para elas pararem de me incomodar. O Jon acha que eu vou sair da cama, mas ele esquece que meu único exercício é abrir a geladeira. Onde está meu café? A vida é curta demais para dietas.

Hey folks, welcome to another thrilling episode of me talking to you through your TV. You know, I could be napping right now, but here I am, entertaining you instead. And no, changing channels won't make me disappear - I checked the TV guide, I'm everywhere.

Dieting is just another word for starving in slow motion. I prefer to think of my roundness as a layer of protection against unexpected naps. Now, if someone could just slide a lasagna under this door, I might consider waking up before Tuesday. Maybe.

Monday morning. The very thought makes my whiskers ache. Why must the sun shine so brightly when there's perfectly good sleep to be had? I’d get up to close the curtains, but that involves movement, and movement leads to exercise. I'm allergic to exercise. Wake me for lasagna.