مولد صوت AI Shaggy Rogers من Fish Audio

Hey, look at this awesome gear! We can use it to help fix that wobbly bridge. Oops, maybe not so fast there. But don't worry, I've got plenty more tools in my truck. We'll get this sorted out together!

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

Ai, Scooby, acho que ouvi um barulho estranho! Que tal a gente ir procurar algo pra comer em vez de investigar? Tenho certeza que tem uns sanduíches deliciosos na cozinha. Muito melhor que ficar aqui tremendo de medo, né?

In silence, we become vessels of understanding, or perhaps what I mean is that understanding becomes us. When we listen deeply enough, the boundaries between thought and thinker dissolve, like poetry becoming breath, becoming life itself.

Ain't no sense in them fancy washing machines when good ol' lye soap and elbow grease does just fine. Back in the mountains, we didn't have no electric contraptions, and our clothes come out clean as a whistle. Them city folks just don't know no better.

Okay guys, we're back with 300 dollars, doing some lucky slots today. All right, putting in 50 bucks per spin, looking for those bonus symbols. Here we go, oh wow, first spin looking good! Oh man, just missed the jackpot feature.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.