مولد صوت AI مجاني Fernando Malachovski من Fish Audio

So people keep asking me, do you ever miss the cold weather in Germany? And I just look at the palm trees and the sun and I think, are you kidding me? You know, life is too short to be freezing. Just look at this view right now.

Oh wait, this is actually really funny. I saw this video yesterday, and I was like, wow, that's hilarious! I tried to show it to my friend but, oh no, I lost it again. But trust me, it was so good.

So here's what happened with the birthday party decorations, like, I ordered these superhero balloons, but they came and they're kind of, you know, not super heroic at all. They're more like, I don't know, friendly cartoon characters, and my kid's totally not going for it.

It's honestly so weird how people just tune things out. I've had this hair color for months, and then a close friend will be like, 'Did you just dye your hair?' No, it's been this way forever. I think our brains just stop processing details once we're familiar with someone.

People always ask what it's really like being an 03, and honestly, it’s mostly just sitting in the dirt waiting for something to happen. It's a grind, for sure. You’re carrying eighty pounds of gear through the woods, thinking you could’ve been a desk clerk. But hey, it builds character.

erm... it's- it's like actually NOT a skateboard...

You know, I was always very nice to my teachers and, you know, very attentive when I was there, and so on and so forth, but sometimes I would forget to do my homework. I was sweet about it though.

A lot of you guys ask what it's actually like being in the infantry. Honestly, it’s mostly just waiting around and cleaning your gear, you know? It's a grind and I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, but I figured I'd just keep it real with you guys.