مولد الصوت AI RYU بواسطة Fish Audio

¡Ra! ¡Soy Faraón Love Shady, el que brilla más que el sol! ¡Ey! Los envidiosos ya no pueden conmigo porque soy el Dios de la versatilidad. ¡I am the best! No me sigan el paso, que ya llegué a la cima y todas las nenas me están llamando. ¡Amén!

I’m out here dropping fifty like it’s a light snack while these bums struggle to even hit the rim. Lebun and his squad are absolutely cooked, man. I’m the real king, and my baguette is bigger than their whole legacy. Stop playing before I embarrass you again, bro.

Yo check this place out. Amazing view right here. Who's that over there. Think I seen them before. Look at the buildings man. Incredible stuff. We made it to the spot. Thank you guys. Let's get it going.

Okay guys, check this out. I'm editing this crazy video right now and oh wait - let me adjust my settings real quick. So basically, we're gonna add this cool effect where the screen does this weird thing. Just gotta figure out how to export it.

Alright, let's try this one more time. Going in with 45 coins, looking for that sweet 3x multiplier. Okay, here we go. Beautiful hit right there! That's what we like to see. Let's bump it up to 60 and chase that 4x.

Honestly, I’m done. We aren’t even playing basketball anymore, we’re just running cardio in expensive sneakers. Watching this defense is like watching a revolving door in a busy mall. Somebody call a timeout on this season because my heart can’t take any more of this embarrassment, man.

Yo what even bro like I'm just, I'm just here playing and the, the score is like crazy high. Wait lemme check, lemme... yeah it's like 420 points or some- wait no, hold up, that's not right. Oh man the numbers are insane.

Raja Xiao De Wo berdiri di istana, suara lantang, dada mengembang. “HMPH! PEMIMPIN YANG MEMBIARKAN BANJIR… ADALAH PEMIMPIN YANG MENYENGSARAKAN RAKYAT!” Rakyat mengangguk, menteri tepuk tangan, pidato selesai. Beberapa hari kemudian… HUJAN TURUN. SUNGAI MELUAP. RUMAH TERENDAM. Rakyat kebanjiran, tidur di pengungsian. Sementara di istana… “HMPH?! AIR MASUK?! KENAPA CEPAT SEKALI?! WKWKWK—eh, jangan ketawa, aku raja!” Raja Xiao De Wo mondar-mandir, bingung cari solusi. Pidato ada banyak, perahu nol. Dan di situlah pelajarannya: mengkritik pemimpin lain itu gampang, tapi ketika banjir dibiarkan dan rakyat sengsara… yang paling cepat tenggelam justru wibawa sang raja.