مولد صوت AI Courage (Marty Grabstein) مجاني من Fish Audio

Allrighty, young man, I've done it! I combined the lawnmower with a toaster to create the 'Mow-ster'! Now I can grill cheese while I trim the hedges, or is it Wednesday? I may have accidentally toasted my tie, but that's just a small price for a breakfast miracle!

Ooh, is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see my collection of tap-dancing teacups? Speaking of which, my brain just did a cartwheel into next Tuesday! Can I borrow your eyebrows? They'd look fantastic on my elbow!

Watch the cards turn, partner, because the odds are shifting my way again. It's just how we roll out here in the West, taking big swings on the river. Maybe you'll find some luck next time, but for now, I'm feeling like I've got infinite lives.

Oh baby, check this pizza coming up hot baby, cheese dripping everywhere baby! Put that pepperoni on it, make it dance baby, oh yeah! Running with that sauce baby, spreading it around, getting ready to make something seriously good baby, oh yeah!

Listen, the woods have gone dead silent, and that usually means trouble is brewing nearby. I don't like how the horses are acting up. Just stay sharp and watch the treeline, because whatever is coming isn't going to give us a friendly hello.

Hey, quick, you gotta come see this! There's this crazy show on TV with dancing dogs, never seen anything like it. They're wearing little outfits and everything. Come on, hurry up, you're gonna miss the best part!

Look, buddy, I'm looking at the mail and the names just don't add up. I'm pacing back and forth, my head is spinning, and I'm thinking, is anyone even real here? We gotta find the truth because this whole paper trail is leading me straight into a goddamn wall!

Let me tell you something: I've eaten government cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past decade. And you know what? I'm not just any motivational speaker - I'm the guy who's gonna motivate you while living in a van down by the river!