مولد الصوت AI Matt بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey guys what's up, if you're sitting there scrolling through your phone probably procrastinating something important I get it, we've all been there, but while you're here why don't you grab tickets to my upcoming show, it's gonna be absolutely insane and you know you want to be there.

Listen baby, if you’re tired of sitting through another boring family dinner hearing about your cousin’s engagement, just come see me on tour. I’m hitting a city near you very soon, telling jokes that’ll probably get me cancelled. Grab those tickets on my website right now, let’s go.

Listen, Chicago, I'm finally coming back to see you guys this fall. You already know how much I love that city, so I’m expecting some wild energy from the crowd. Tickets are moving fast on my website, so go grab yours now. Let’s have an incredible night!

Yo what's up everybody! Listen, I'm doing this crazy show in Vegas next month, and it's gonna be absolutely insane. Show starts at 7, we'll be done by 9, plenty of time to hit the strip and lose all your money the proper way. Tickets at mattrifeofficial.com, let's get wild!

Listen, Chicago, I'm coming for you this weekend and I need that energy at a literal ten. You guys always show out, so let's make this show the craziest one yet. Grab those last few tickets on my site right now. I love you guys, let's go!

Listen, I’m coming back to Chicago and I’m beyond excited. People ask why I love it so much with the wind and the cold, but I don’t give a damn about the weather. I love the crowds, the food, and the energy. It’s gonna be wild, let’s go!

What's up Portland, you beautiful hipster weirdos! Coming to your city next month, and yes, I know there's probably a craft beer festival that day, but trust me, this show is worth skipping your artisanal IPA tasting for. Tell that barista you've been flirting with!

Yo what's up everybody listen I just dropped a new special on YouTube it's completely free you can watch it right now it's like 45 minutes of pure comedy I've been working on this for months drop a comment let me know what you think love you guys.