مولد صوت AI مجاني Lulu من Fish Audio

My friend bought a smart coffee maker that connects to his phone. Every morning it was supposed to have coffee ready, but instead, it kept brewing at random times. Once it made coffee at 3 AM because his phone glitched. Now he has the world's most expensive regular coffee maker.

Okay, so like yesterday we had this amazing rehearsal, and oh yeah, we tried these new songs. It was so cool. The band was like totally in sync, and then we got pizza after. It was very, very fun, like the best practice ever.

You know when you're at a restaurant and the waiter brings your food and they're like "enjoy your meal" and you're like "you too" and then you realize what you said? Like, that happens to me all the time and I just stand there like... yeah.

Okay, so like, my new toolbox for the truck? Love it, absolutely love it. But seriously, why did they make the latch so complicated? I'm just trying to grab my wrench, not solve a puzzle. Don't get me wrong though, it's perfect otherwise.

So I was scrolling through TikTok the other day, and like, this guy from my old job popped up on my For You page, and of course, I immediately checked his profile. It's crazy how social media makes the world so small nowadays.

People tailgating me like it's going to make traffic move faster? Really? It's hilarious because they're just sitting there getting mad while I'm literally going the speed limit. Like, what's your plan here?

When I was little, maybe seven or eight, I had this favorite teddy bear, and it was like my best friend, and I took it everywhere. And one day I left it at the park, and my mom drove back to find it, and. It was the happiest moment when we found it.

I'm honestly just having the best time right now, like, it's fucking insane how much I love this role. Between the rehearsals and just trying to stay hydrated with my tea, I feel so lucky. It’s a lot of work, but it’s just so worth it, you know?