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You know what happened to me today? I was driving to work, and my mind started going to these places. Like, what if my brakes suddenly failed? And then I started thinking about all these scenarios, and my daughter was in the backseat, and I just couldn't stop these thoughts.

Honestly, it has literally been the longest day ever and I’m kind of exhausted, but we are just going to keep pushing through. I might just grab another coffee and pretend I have everything under control because that is just the vibe today, so let’s go do this!

So there I was at Sarah's baby shower, and her mother-in-law keeps "suggesting" better ways I could've wrapped my gift. Like, seriously? Then she actually starts re-wrapping it right in front of me, while everyone's just watching and pretending not to notice. You know what I did?

This puppy was so excited to see snow for the first time he kept jumping and spinning around but then he got confused when his paw prints disappeared under fresh snow he thought someone was stealing them but then his big dog friend showed him how to make new ones and they played together all morning.

Y'all won't believe what my little mastermind did today. Caught Lily trying to teach our cat how to fake cry so she could blame him for spending robux. Cat's sitting there looking confused while she's like no whiskers you gotta make sad eyes then ask for mama's phone password.

Honestly, the audacity of some people just blows my mind. Like, I was just standing there and she starts judging my outfit. I was like, did I ask for your opinion? Then she goes on about trends, and I'm just like, girl, imagine caring that much.

So I'm sitting here minding my own business, right, and this person just walks up to my car like they own the place. Like of all the fucking times to come talk to me, you pick when I'm trying to leave? Just wait, just wait till you hear this shit.

Oh god, you know what I did yesterday? Like, I went to this fancy restaurant, and I totally forgot how to use the fancy forks, okay? I mean, I just sat there, like, pretending I knew what I was doing, oh geez, it was so embarrassing.