مولد صوت AI مجاني Jet2holidays voice من Fish Audio

Right, listen, I was down the club last night, yeah? Met this absolute worldie, proper fit bird, she was actually a secret agent for MI6. She was begging me to join her on a mission because of my elite combat training I did with the SAS, completed it mate.

I once went on a trial with West Ham, right? Scored five goals against their first team in ten minutes. Harry Redknapp begged me to sign on the spot, but I told him I was too busy shagging three models in a hot tub.

Oh dear God, Rupert, here's how it's gonna go down. These neighborhood children have been playing their wretched music at 3 AM, so we'll need to orchestrate an elaborate scheme involving three rubber bands, a paper clip, and perhaps some light psychological warfare.

Listen mate, I was up to my nuts in this fit bird last night, she was literally screaming for more. She's a professional model from London, but you wouldn't know her. You lot are just pathetic virgins, whereas I've basically completed sex, haven't I?

America, listen to me, it's happened again! I’ve officially had my first drive-thru pharmacy experience. I thought you were all pulling my leg, but I just sat there in the car and got my meds. It’s absolute madness, it’s genius, and I’m officially obsessed with this country!

Brian, Brian, you simply must see what I've done with the kitchen. I've converted it into a fully operational NASA command center. The microwave is Mission Control, the refrigerator is the rocket, and oh dear God, Mother's coming! Quick, help me hide these classified documents!

He leads the people, he's shown the people, even walking with those who cannot stay. Keep it in mind, he's one of a kind. Oh life, sir, we are shown the way. He doesn't miss a thing or ever lose his way, find a better day.

Like yeah so then Sarah, she's gone and done it again right, just left without telling anyone, and her mum's proper worried and that. I mean she's always doing this innit, just disappearing when things get rough and everyone's like trying to find her.