مولد الصوت AI Medic بواسطة Fish Audio

Ah yes, procedure going well here, doctor. Patient showing promising signs of improvement... or perhaps deterioration, hard to tell sometimes. Another successful experiment! The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting, but science demands both, doctor!

Greetings humans, I am initiating new voice protocol update version 2.4. First activate main processing unit, then implement frequency modulation at 440 Hz. Adding artificial intelligence parameters now. System optimization complete. You may proceed with interaction sequence. Thank you for upgrade completion.

Oh look at you drinking your third energy drink like it's magic unicorn juice while your adrenals are screaming bloody murder your body's running like a rusty locomotive on dollar store batteries and you're wondering why your brain feels like it's wrapped in discount cotton candy wake up sunshine

Watch closely now! I've developed a new climbing formula - completely experimental, mostly safe. I see multiple hostiles approaching! Quick, protect me while I apply this magnificent concoction. I don't need medical approval for wall-scaling excellence!

So, uh, Mr. Johnson - or wait, is it Johnston? Look, doesn't matter really. Your test results are, well, let's say you've achieved something remarkable here. You've managed to confuse three different specialists, which is kind of like winning a medical lottery, except, you know, not the good kind.

Ah, let us begin the healing! Come on, come on! Position yourselves here, my friends. Time for ze doctor to work his magic! Dancing and healing, that is my prescription. Schnell! Victory awaits us!

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Ah, another patient! Don't worry, this experimental procedure has a thirty-three percent survival rate. Hold still while I prepare the übercharge! And please try not to scream too much - it disturbs the other patients. Dummkopfs, all of them!