مولد صوت AI MADDERSON من Fish Audio

So I just got my eyebrows microbladed, which is like, basically semi-permanent makeup I guess? And yeah, it's another one of those high maintenance things I do so I can roll out of bed looking somewhat put together, even when I'm just wearing my usual baggy t-shirt situation.

Growing up, my sister and I were like super into dance, obviously, but we also loved playing dress-up with my mom's clothes. She’d get very, very protective of her vintage pieces, so we’d sneak into her closet while she was busy. It was honestly such a core memory.

You have to realize that you are literally the best thing that ever happened to him. If he’s too blind to see your light and your beauty and everything you bring to the table, then he doesn’t deserve to even look in your direction, honestly.

So I just spent forty minutes waiting for my coffee order, and when I finally got it, they spelled my name with three E's. Like, how do you even get "Mandeeey" from Mandy? But whatever, at least they got my order right this time.

Okay guys, I need your help with something. Like, I just bought these new leggings everyone's been raving about, but am I the only one who feels like they're see-through? Like, in certain lighting it's really bad. What am I doing wrong? Is it just me?

You know I’m at work baby. So I’m doing my best to balance talking to you and working at the same time

Y'all, I swear my Instagram feed hits different when I'm procrastinating versus when I'm actually trying to find something. Like, suddenly all the good content disappears the moment I actually have time to scroll. And don't even get me started on the Reels.

And don't get me started on dating apps where we spend three hours crafting the perfect message just to send "hey" and then never check the app again because we're too nervous about their response welcome to modern romance everyone.