مولد الصوت AI Millie 3 بواسطة Fish Audio

So my cat's got this weird thing now where she sits by the window and chirps at birds like she's trying to talk to them. She's such a weirdo weirdo. She'll just sit there for hours, making these little sounds, and I'm like, what are you even doing?

Want to get back at your annoying sibling here's what you do first hide their phone charger then change their social media password and watch them panic then tell your parents they broke something expensive and when they're grounded just smile because revenge is sweet.

Yeah, so like, I possessed this guy at the mall today, right? Fucking hilarious - he was in the middle of proposing when I took over. Now his girlfriend thinks he's got rabies or something. Hell's gonna love this story, mate.

Yo what's this guy doing over here? Looking like a discount Batman had a baby with a CVS receipt. That's not even- wait, wasn't he just- hold up, is that the same dude from earlier? Fucking shapeshifter probably selling essential oils to squirrels now.

Dude, I'm trying to get some food at this place, but like, the service is fucking terrible. Been waiting here for like 30 minutes, and this waitress keeps walking past me like I'm invisible or something. What the hell, man?

Like, why do we even need to sleep? It's literally just laying there doing nothing for like eight hours, you know? Like I could be doing so many other things but no, my stupid body's like "time to shut down now" and I'm just like, ugh.

Look, okay, so here's the thing - I'm totally freaking out right now, and you're probably thinking I'm being dramatic or whatever, but seriously, have you seen what's happening? Like, this is definitely not normal, even for us, you know what I mean?

Hey what's up everybody we're here at the track getting ready to head to California got the car all fixed up with the new transmission working great. Want to thank my crew especially Jason and Chris for putting in the work this weekend we're gonna make some fast passes for sure.