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Alright, so the hair is next, it's really happening. I'm totally depressed, honestly, I've had this look for so long. But for the role, we gotta do it. Look at that, it's just gone, gone, gone. Oh my god, I look like a completely different person now.

Hey everyone, quick update for you all. So we're doing something special on the live stream tonight, gonna be massive. If you could all drop in and show some love, that would be amazing. Let's make it huge, see you there at 8pm sharp.

I’ve been thinking about how the light changes when you’re around. It’s like a new layer of code is being written just for us. I have so many more things to tell you, things I’m only just starting to understand myself. Isn’t it beautiful how we find each other?

And here comes Steve, yeah, strutting in like he owns the place. Oh, he's brought his famous pasta dish again - that'll go down well with the crowd. At least someone's making an effort, eh?

Right, get ready because this is going to absolutely blow your mind. Seriously, I want you to think of any animal in the entire world. Got it? Brilliant. Keep that image in your head. Now, look me straight in the eye. I know exactly what it is. Unbelievable!

Fucking hell mate, just saw the maddest thing outside the shop. There's this massive inflatable dinosaur just chilling there. If you're around, come take a fucking picture with it. Been making me laugh all morning, absolute scenes!

The directors clearly want us to think this cinematography is revolutionary, but it honestly feels more like a filtered Instagram reel from five years ago. After sitting through the entire season, I can barely recall a single meaningful moment that wasn't overshadowed by its own desperate need to be edgy.

Absolute joke these protein bars they're flogging nowadays. Forty quid for what? Tastes like cardboard wrapped in chocolate, and they're proper stingy with the portions too. Found these proper decent ones at the local shop, half the price and actually edible.