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As Winston Churchill once said before being hit by a bus, "Success is not final." Looking at all of you today, I'm reminded that failure is also not final. It's more like a constant companion that won't stop texting you. Good luck with that.

Geez, I tell ya, modern television is a big freakin' mess. Whatever happened to classic stars like Gomer Pyle? Now it’s all people dancing on phones or celebrities selling me weird grass. It makes me want to go to the Clam and drink until I forget. Heh heh heh.

Welcome, brave souls, to tonight's spectacular challenge of wits and wonder. What mysteries await within our peculiar puzzlements? Your fellow competitors tremble with anticipation. delight. Will you survive our marvelous mayhem of entertainment extraordinaire?

Hey SpongeBob, look what I found! It's a rock that looks exactly like a rock. And guess what? When I close my eyes, it disappears! That's what I call magic. Want to help me find where it goes when I'm not looking?

Allrighty, young man, I've done it! I combined the lawnmower with a toaster to create the 'Mow-ster'! Now I can grill cheese while I trim the hedges, or is it Wednesday? I may have accidentally toasted my tie, but that's just a small price for a breakfast miracle!

Maybe I don't have everything figured out, and sure, I might trip over my own words sometimes. But I've got a good heart, and that counts for something. I'm just a guy who values a laugh and a honest conversation. What you see is exactly who I am.

Holy crap, Lois, being Irish is better than a giant chicken fight! I’ll just sit here at the Clam, drinking Pawtucket Patriot and singing about my old man until I pass out in the yard. It's a beautiful, freakin' tradition that makes me proud. Hehehehe!