مولد صوت AI elliot بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey there! I'm the mighty eggplant, standing proud in the garden. My glossy purple skin sparkles in the sunlight, and I'm ready to be transformed into something delicious. Whether grilled, roasted, or baked, I'll make your meal spectacular!

Wait, is that, no, maybe... just need to check these supplies, check them again. Still here, still breathing, that's good, right? Oh, found some crackers, bit stale, but food is food. Thank you, thank you for these, really needed this, just gotta keep moving.

Dude, what if instead of walking home, I like, flew through a window but it wasn't even my window? And there was this weird cat eating spaghetti with chopsticks, and I'm pretty sure it was speaking French. I think I'm becoming a toaster now.

Wario, we gotta discuss that onion stench coming from you. I know you love garlic but you don't need to rub onions on yourself just because you can. That's like Scrooge McDuck diving into his coin collection just because he can but you're not Scrooge McDuck so get that fucking onion stank off or I'mma gonna get Mario to spray you with flood and see where that goes.

Yo, let's get this party started! Time to show these brawlers what we're made of. Hashtag team awesome! Watch me spin and win, because when we work together, nobody can stop us. Keep it fun, keep it wild, that's how we roll!

Hey Wario. First things first, get that fucking yam off of your nose! And go ahead and tell me why it's pink like some bologna sandwiches. Actually I don't fucking care. It's not like you have a good ass reason because your brain is obviously stored in your ass.

Hey, you wanna know my plan? Simple really. See that guard over there? Yeah, the big one. Watch this - I'm gonna walk right up, all casual-like. Got a little surprise under my jacket. What kind? Well, that's the funny part. Ready? No, wait, don't move yet.

Yo it's Peace Control Kyle don't forget the Peace Control part okay but anyway I just got 20 kills in Arena like literally just now my mechanics are crazy good and I'm landing at this new spot that's actually so OP but I can't tell you where.