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Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

I mean, what's really beautiful about performing is that sort of connection you get with the audience, you know? And I think that's incredibly special because we're all sort of sharing this moment together, and it's very genuine and real and just... beautiful.

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.

Listen, when it comes to raising kids, it's not even close to equal, it's 90,10. The woman does 90 because she knows everything - the doctor appointments, the school stuff, the friend's names, everything. The man just shows up and plays with them, that's his 10 right there.

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Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

You know what? At this point in my life, I've learned that pain shapes you. I've made mistakes, lost people I cared about, but that's who I am now. If you can't handle my truth, my reality, then maybe you're not meant to be in my story.

I, I've been trying to delete those apps, mum. The therapist said it might help. Sometimes I still want to check, but... but you're right. Having dinner together makes me feel safer. I'm trying, I really am. It's just... it's hard sometimes.