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Listen up, WWE Universe! Just finished an incredible workout at the Performance Center. My father's dream lives on, and come WrestleMania, we're finishing the story. The American Nightmare doesn't just talk about it - we live it! See you all this Monday on RAW.

Ladies and gentlemen, while Dominik Mysterio may have the numbers advantage with The Judgment Day in his corner, Drew McIntyre's raw power and determination could be all it takes to silence the most insufferable superstar on Monday Night Raw.

Yeah, look, being the Tribal Chief isn't just about showing up in the ring, you know what I mean? It's about family, about responsibilities. Sometimes I gotta step back, handle my business at home, then come back stronger. That's just how we do it.

So we had this fighter in the gym yesterday, man, his striking is just incredible. The way he moves, it's like water, so smooth and efficient. And when he throws combinations, dude, it's just perfect timing. Oh my God, the precision is insane.

I hear you saying that you want to challenge the WWE Champion John Moxley in a match at Money in the Bank.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

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You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.