مولد صوت AI Elaine Morrison مجاني من Fish Audio

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize. Get it? No-bell. Man, this book is actually gold. I also heard about a guy who lost his whole left side. He’s all right now. Seriously, how do people even come up with these?

Oh my god, did you see her trying to make fetch happen again? Like, we already decided that's not a thing. And those shoes with that skirt? That's why she's sitting at the loser table. So not fetch.

Look at you trying to sit at my lunch table. I don't care if the teacher said it was okay, Greg Heffley. You're still that same immature loser from middle school. Just stay away from me and my friends.

Hi there! I am absolutely thrilled to be part of your day. There is something so special about finding the perfect words to tell a story, don't you think? Let’s create something amazing together and make every single moment really shine.

Oh my God, Karen, that top with those shoes? Like, what were you even thinking? I mean, you could be really pretty if you just listened to me more. And stop trying to copy my hair, it's literally so embarrassing for you.

Well, well, well, look who decided to show up and embarrass themselves again. Honestly, it’s adorable how you keep trying when everyone knows you’re just a pathetic loser. Watching you fail gives me such a rush of pure joy, so please, keep being your miserable self.

Like seriously, if she ever tries to cross you again, I’ll make sure she completely disappears, and I mean literally. Oh, sorry, ignore that. The voices are just getting really loud today, telling me I’m being crazy again, but I promise I’m totally fine.

Listen, you think you've got it all figured out, don't you? Keep celebrating your little victories, keep pushing forward. But just remember, I'm still here, still fighting, still making it through. You won't break me that easily.