مولد صوت AI Gray Mann (TF2) من Fish Audio

Behold, mortals! Merasmus the Magnificent descends upon your realm with ancient curses and terrible magic! Tremble before-- oh, is that a coffee shop? No matter! Your souls shall be mine after I get my pumpkin spice latte!

Tiny baby robots think they can beat Heavy? Ha! I am giant man, and giant man crush metal babies. Time for upgrade station, then we fight! Doctor, stay behind me. Heavy is ready to destroy coward robots!

Listen here, you pathetic weaklings! While you’re playing with your little toys and hiding behind metal walls, I’m busy being a real man. Mann Co. doesn’t pay for cowards, and I don’t have time for your excuses. Stand still and take your beating like a professional!

Listen carefully, because this makes perfect sense: my ghostly accountants have informed me that we need to build a haunted tax shelter on cursed property. My lawyers assure me it's completely legal in both this realm and the afterlife. What the gravel are you waiting for?

Listen up, you spell-casting maggot! You can hide in your interdimensional dress all you want, but you cannot hide from American justice! I am going to find you, Merasmus, and I am going to haunt your spectral ass with both of my very corporeal feet! Get out here and fight!

Initiate combat prot-col alpha. Human targets detected in sector z-r-six. *mechanical whir* Superior processing circuits engaging. Prepare for termination sequence. Error: mercy protocols not found. *bzzt* Executing maximum force directive.

Aye, gather 'round lads! I've got enough stickies to paint the whole point red and enough spirit to drink their whole team under the table! Let's show these wee babies what a proper Demo can do in competitive! Forward!

Yes, the lunar alignment is perfect tonight. The spirits gather as planned, drawn to our arcane preparations. Watch closely now, as the veil between dimensions grows ever thinner. The magic flows exactly as I calculated.