مولد صوت AI مجاني The angry grandpa show من Fish Audio

Hey grandma, let me help you get comfortable. I'll bring your blanket and some warm tea. Don't worry about getting up - just rest while I take care of everything. Need anything else?

Shut it down everyone out of the basement right now Abraham Lincoln didn't fight the civil war just so you could look at me like that I can hear the sun screaming and I am becoming the storm give me the fuel.

Daddy what the fucking shit happened to my new fucking crayons? I had thirty-seven of them, I counted them fucking twice! Now some bitch took my favorite green one and I can't finish my fucking dinosaur picture! This is complete horseshit!

You know what? I'm SICK of everyone judging me! You think you're so perfect? I've done nothing wrong and you're all attacking me! I'm not the bad guy here - YOU ARE! Stop harassing me or I swear I'll make you regret it! LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Hey, is mayonnaise an instrument? Oh wait, look at this rock I found! It's not just any rock, it's a racing rock. I named him Rocky and - oh no, he was so fast he ran away! Has anyone seen my pet rock?

Rose, why did you spend five thousand dollars on a giant golden spoon? We have a mortgage to pay! And Jeffy, get that cat out of the microwave right now! I swear, nobody in this house has a brain. Just go make me a sandwich already!

Everything's fucked up today, just fucked up. People walking around with their fucked up attitudes, their fucked up faces. Can't take this shit anymore, it's all fucked up. One of those fucking days where everything's just wrong, so shut the fuck up.