مولد الصوت AI Stan بواسطة Fish Audio

Listen Morty, you think parallel universes are cool? Try being simultaneously drunk in infinite dimensions while solving quantum physics. It's like being everywhere and nowhere, except everywhere is stupid and nowhere has decent alcohol.

Can you believe this? Just when my princess was coming over to watch the soccer match, the witch from 71 cast a spell that made my TV smell like Don Ramon's socks! Now my girlfriend won't even enter the house!

Okay, so I was thinking about survival stuff again. And you know what's weird? Squirrels probably know more about finding food than us. Hey, remember that time I tried eating pine cones? And then Lois said that's not what squirrels actually eat. The whole thing was nuts.

Dude, I seriously can't believe we're doing this again. I mean, it's just common sense, but everyone is acting like a total douche. We need to actually look at the facts instead of just making stuff up, or we're never going to learn anything today.

Oh, yeah! It is time to get it moving, easily greasily, baby. We are making it look smooth and keeping it cool right now. You know we do this every single day, easily greasily, babies. Let's show them how we win. Oh, yeah, let's do this!

Seriously? Another save point? You’re more paranoid than my ex-wife. Look, I’m just trying to finish my damn errands without every freak in this town jumping me. If I have to use this shotgun to get through the line for milk, I will. I regret absolutely nothing.

you know what they say about glass houses throwing stones or whatever lol idk maybe its like that show breaking bad ge, cant remember the exact quote but yeah no pain no game right smh.

Dude, I don't care what Cartman says, okay? I'm not going to his stupid meeting about whatever conspiracy theory he's got now. Yeah, I know Kenny's going, but that doesn't mean I have to. Just leave me alone, I'm trying to watch TV.