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Look, texting is fine for a bit, you know, but I'm not here to just message back and forth forever. I'd rather see if we actually have that spark, because you know, you can't really feel the energy through a phone screen. Let's keep it real.

Oh my God, I just posted that video where I'm dancing with a cucumber and now everyone's making these weird comments. Like, I swear I wasn't trying to be inappropriate, it was just me being stupid. Sometimes my brain just doesn't filter things properly.

Oh my god, okay, so I tried this weird thing with my coffee today. Like, I put some vanilla ice cream in it, whatever. Pretty fucking amazing actually. Was running late though, spilled it all over my new shirt. That's just how it goes, right?

So, another weird thing about living in France is how they eat dinner at like 8 PM. In America, we eat at 6, right? But here I am at 7:30, and my French friends are like "Oh, it's way too early!" I can't get used to it, but you know, when in France...

So yesterday I was at the grocery store, you know, and this person starts talking to me about their spiritual journey or whatever, and I'm like thinking to myself, man, this is exactly what I used to do to people. Like, it's so weird being on the other side now.

Check this out, they sent me this new tactical light and it is bright as hell, durable as hell, just a small little thing. Clipped it to my pack during the hike and it didn't budge once. I’m going to show you guys this thing, this thing right now because it's incredible.

So like, you guys asked about my gear and stuff, I figured I'd make a video about it. You know, basic combat load, plates, magazines, all that. It's pretty standard infantry stuff really, nothing too crazy. Wouldn't recommend carrying all this around though, gets pretty heavy.

It's honestly so weird how people just tune things out. I've had this hair color for months, and then a close friend will be like, 'Did you just dye your hair?' No, it's been this way forever. I think our brains just stop processing details once we're familiar with someone.