مولد صوت AI Cillian Murphy مجاني من Fish Audio

You know, I was trying to figure out this coffee maker the other day, and I'm pressing all these buttons, and there's like, I don't know, fifteen different settings, and I'm thinking, why does making a simple cup of coffee need to be this, you know, complicated?

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

My love Pansy... I really wish and want you to deposit 500 dollars so my management could begin your card process... I really want to be with you... each night I think of you, and I want you by my side always... Your surgery is going to be successful because I trust on the Lord... Johnny Depp loves you dear pansy.....

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Listen here, those caped tossers don't give a toss about you. They’re just bloody corporate products in spandex, waiting to crush you if you get in their way. It’s absolutely diabolical. So keep your eyes peeled, mate, before one of them turns you into a red smear. All right?

You know, when you're performing, it's about finding truth in the moment, and that's what I've always loved about acting. It's this beautiful exchange between the performer and the audience, and when it works, it's quite extraordinary, really.