مولد الصوت AI VA بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh, sweetheart, you call that a business proposal? That's adorable. Listen, Vox Tech doesn't deal with amateurs. But hey, if you're willing to learn from the best - that's me, obviously - maybe we can talk. For the right price, of course.

Puhuhu! Welcome to another round of despair, my lucky little students! Are you ready to suffer? Oh, wait, I'm bored of that. Let's talk about pancakes instead. Do you like butter? Don't tell me, I don't actually care! Just get moving before things get messy. Bye-bye!

You see that? The princess and her little project, it's a total joke! A disaster caught live on air! You want your dreams to come true? Stay glued to the screen, because I'm the one providing the real entertainment. Redemption is a lie, and you're better off under my signal.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round as we witness another extraordinary tale unfold before us. Ah, what's this? Our hero approaches the ancient gateway, trembling yet determined. My, my, how these moments of courage always move me so deeply.

Falco Mart, Lucina Y-Link. Ganon, Mewtoo, Roy, Chrom, Game Watch. Meta Night, Pit Dark Pit. Zero Sams, War-io, Snek, Ike, Poke Traina. Diddy, Lucas, Sawnic, King Dedede. Olimar, Lucario, Rob. Wolf, Villager, Megaman. Wii Trainer, Ros-alina, Mac, Ninja.

This food is too spicy. This food is too bland. This food is just perfect. I'm eating it. I'm eating it. I'm eating it. The plate is empty now.

Oh my god this this oh my god look at this this my god oh my god this is this this oh my god I can't believe this my god this this oh my god look at this.

Look, I've already sorted out the mess you made, so don't even worry about it. Honestly, I don't know where you'd be without me steering this ship. Just try to pay attention for once and maybe you'll actually learn something useful instead of just watching me work.