مولد صوت AI Tex McCormick مجاني من Fish Audio

So here's what happened with the birthday party decorations, like, I ordered these superhero balloons, but they came and they're kind of, you know, not super heroic at all. They're more like, I don't know, friendly cartoon characters, and my kid's totally not going for it.

So I'm at this coffee shop yesterday, and this sweet little girl comes up to me, she's like wearing this adorable shirt with my lyrics on it, and her mom's trying to take a picture but the camera's not working, and I'm just like, let's take a selfie instead.

So today I found this new carbon monoxide detector that talks to your phone and my husband thinks I'm crazy but I bought one for every room because you know how we Italians are always worried about everything so my question is am I being too paranoid leave it in the comments below.

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps staring at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. And I'm trying to act normal, you know, but she's literally taking pictures thinking I can't see her. Like, how awkward is that?

So people keep asking about my first date, and like, I mean, it was pretty much what you'd expect from me. I took her to this restaurant, right, and I was so nervous I accidentally drank from the flower vase instead of my water glass. Like, who even does that?

So I was just like sitting there and my cat was doing this weird thing where she kept staring at the ceiling and I'm like what are you looking at and there's nothing there but she just keeps doing it and I don't know it's kind of freaking me out.

Listen, when you're creating content and doing your thing online it's like you gotta be real with your audience and everything like that's just how it works and sometimes people don't get it but you just keep doing your thing yeah man.

Hey like honestly I'm just trying to find someone special you know what I mean and yeah maybe I'm looking around but that's because when you know you know and I'm ready for that real connection absolutely.