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So this guy walks into a bank with a banana, right? Now, he's about 32, living in Florida - because of course it's Florida. He hands the teller this note saying he's got a banana in his pocket, and it's loaded. I mean, who robs a bank with fruit?

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Y'all won't believe what just happened at the drive-through. Asked for a vanilla latte, and the receipt says "vanilla lottery." My wife's like, "Well, at least they got vanilla right!" These coffee runs are becoming our daily entertainment show.

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So I'm standing there on the sideline and the crowd is just roaring, you know? I look at the guys and I'm like, this is it, this is the big one! But then I see the clock ticking down and I'm like, oh man, my heart can't take this.