مولد الصوت AI Nichol بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey, so, you know, I just wanted to check in about the situation at the ice cream shop. I mean, as an officer, it's my duty to make sure everyone feels welcome here. And, well, I couldn't help but notice some animals were being a bit, um, prejudiced.

Oh my god, when I get tipsy at parties I'm like the most social butterfly ever. I'll literally dance with everyone and tell random stories. Last time I was like, singing karaoke and making friends with strangers. It's just so fun being wild!

And get this. Some random guy at Starbucks just spilled his drink all over himself and pointed at me yelling "She manifested this!" Like, what? I was literally just sitting here drinking my coffee. What is wrong with people?

Hey guys, okay so like, I just had the funniest thing happen at my favorite coffee shop in Seattle. And no, it wasn't a date thing, just me living my best single life with my iced latte. Girls, you know what I mean? Like, seriously, these moments are everything.

Anyway, my guidance counselor tried to tell me that my attitude is the reason nobody likes me. Like, excuse me? I'm literally the most interesting person in this entire dumpster fire of a school. If they're miserable, it's probably because their lives are just objectively pathetic.

Oh my , you are not gonna believe this! I just found out that Sarah and Jake are secretly dating! How did we not see this coming?

Ay no, me quemé con el café, me quemé horrible. Es que estaba muy caliente, demasiado caliente. Y justo cuando iba a soplar... ¡ay! Me duele muchísimo la lengua. Dios mío, necesito agua fría, agua fría por favor.

So I finally made it back with the screws, and I'm pushing to get this roof finished before sunset. I’m always biting off more than I can chew with these projects, but seeing it all come together for my sister is just the best feeling. I really hope she loves it.