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Oh my gosh, I totally just remembered this super embarrassing thing that happened at my cousin's wedding - I accidentally knocked over the cake trying to take a selfie! Don't tell anyone, but the photographer actually got it all on camera. Oops, sorry Ashley!

You know what I realized today? Sometimes the quietest moments bring the loudest clarity. I've been chasing perfection for so long, but maybe perfection isn't the goal. Maybe it's about embracing the beautiful mess of growing, learning, and just being present.

Listen, some days you're gonna feel like nothing's working out. Your workout might suck, your diet might slip, your motivation might be zero. That's real life. But guess what? Tomorrow's different. Keep showing up, keep being real with yourself. That's growth.

So my brother had this really bad wedgie during his graduation ceremony, and I had to sneak behind him during the photo session to help fix it. Everyone thought I was just adjusting his gown. Sorry, Mark, but it's too funny not to share.

So yesterday I hit my head on the cabinet door, and like, it wasn't even that bad. I just kept cooking and everything, but then my friend was like, "You should put ice on that." I was like, no, it's totally fine, but now there's this huge bump.

Yo tampoco se que tarea hay

Why are you always coming on social media crying about your ex? Every single day, posting subliminal messages, throwing shade, are you not tired? Like seriously, are you not exhausted? Move on with your life, stop the drama, you're doing too much, it's embarrassing now.

Bueno, imagínate que ahora María está allá abajo esperando. Le dije que subiera despacito porque los niños están jugando. Y papi viene con la comida, pero no sabe llegar. Que mande la ubicación mejor, porque estos caminos están medio raros hoy.