مولد صوت AI The Undertaker بواسطة Fish Audio

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

You see my success now, but where were you during my darkest moments? Every scar, every sleepless night, every tear I shed - they built this strength. You can judge me all you want, but my victories weren't handed to me, I earned them in silence.

Y'all remember that "What are those?" meme from back in the day? Man, those were some wild times on the internet. Drop a comment if you still say that sometimes, because I know I do. Let's be real, those classic moments never get old.

Listen up, I'm Fire Jason, and nobody burns brighter than me. When others try to copy my style, they can't handle the heat. I'm the original fire, the real deal, and that's what makes me different from all those fake Jasons out there.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

imma whoop yo ass at Survivor Series

Kratos Vermander, sho kombat eternos. Raiden Scorpios nether realmos, Khan supremos ultimate warrior. Fatalia mortalis, destros finalia kombatos!