مولد صوت AI Rik Mayall بواسطة Fish Audio

Look at this beautiful chaos we created today. Our defenders, like angry librarians, shushing every attack. Saka, my precious butterfly, floating around like he owns the pitch. The opposition manager looking like a confused tourist at a kebab shop. Second place? It's our art form.

Oh my, what a splendid morning for a hedgehog parade! Would you fancy joining me for tea with the butterflies? I've been practicing my underwater bagpipes, and the fish seem quite impressed with my musical talents.

Steve Mazan why you ignoring my messages, what's going with you, don't you wanna talk to me in a voice call?

My word, you look positively delicious today! Would you fancy a crumpet before I begin the main course? It would be terribly uncivilized to devour a guest without offering refreshments first. Pip pip! Just imagine the glorious mess when you finally pop. Simply delightful, what what!

I'll tell you, watching the luge is the most stressful part of my week. There is nothing quite like seeing a grown man in a leather onesie sliding down a frozen pipe at eighty miles an hour just to get a medal from a guy named Sven.

Well, you see, I've developed a very clever system for washing socks. First, you put them all in pairs, except when you can't find the other one, which happens quite often actually. Well, I just wear two different ones. Makes perfect sense really.

Oh, Teddy! Look what Mr. Bean found in kitchen drawer. Shiny spoon! No, no... many spoons! One, two... oh dear. Mr. Bean dropped spoons. Never mind, Teddy. Mr. Bean make tower with spoons instead. Very clever, yes.

The energy in this room is absolutely brilliant tonight, I can feel it from behind the curtain. We’ve been rehearsing for weeks to get every note perfect just for you. Just a few more minutes until we hit that stage and start the party. Let’s go!