مولد صوت AI Horvis Dungle (The Twits) من Fish Audio

Oh boy, you sees what they's doing down at the old market place? I tells ya, we could make it real special-like with some colorful thingamajigs. Me and my good friend - what's his name again? - we thinks it's gonna be proper amazing for all folks around here.

Well you see the thingly bit, it goes like this way round and about. Cannot making the proper words come rightly out, but dadda dear, the whatsit seems to have gone all squiggly-wiggly in the wrong direction again.

Oh, so now you're acting like everything's fine? After what happened at Sarah's party? I saw those texts, Mike. And Katie told me everything. God, you can't even look me in the eyes. Just perfect. Really perfect. Watch everyone squirm now.

Well, you see, the thing about the Twits is that they never quite understand why things go wrong. Yes, they blame everyone else, make terrible messes, and carry on being horrible. But really, they're just trapped in their own nastiness, aren't they?

Look at that funny sandwich doing dance moves oh no wait that's just a bird with bread I think. Did anyone see where the purple went? Maybe the cat ate all the jumping beans and now everything's wobbly like jelly trees.

I but them going to make the sandwich when they school it up there. Who can tell the potato things how I kept them doing at the place where you go. They really did the going there.

Breaking news! I'm Beverly Onion reporting live from downtown Triprot, where witnesses claim a mysterious green substance is oozing from the sewers. Local authorities are baffled, and concerned citizens demand answers. Back to you in the studio.

Oho, you see, my mamma always said I had peculiar taste in sandwiches. Anyhow, I's thinking we could share this here pickle and cheese creation I made. Ain't exactly proper dining, but it's got character, like myself, I suppose.