مولد صوت AI Rednex بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh my, you simply must come to tonight's special performance! I've prepared something truly magical - a beautiful melody that tells a story of joy and wonder. I won't reveal too much, but let's just say you'll be enchanted. Don't forget your invitation!

Here's another ridiculous death from history: In 1567, Hans Staininger, the mayor of Braunau, died by tripping over his own beard. This guy had a 4.5-foot-long beard and refused to tie it up. One day, he stepped on it while climbing stairs and broke his neck.

I've come to appreciate how different cultures celebrate their holidays, how they gather as families, share meals together, and pass down their traditions. It's beautiful to see how respect and family values shape these celebrations, how everyone plays their part.

Alright folks, it's time for our favorite segment where we test Shaq's knowledge of NBA statistics. Last week he got three out of five right, which honestly surprised all of us. Let's see if he's been paying attention this time around.

Ooh, look at my sandwich! Let's put ice cream and pickles inside. Mmm, yummy yummy in my tummy! Want try banana with ketchup? Me love making special food! Is it tasty tasty?

Kahapon sa palengke, nakakita ako ng matandang nagtitinda. Grabe ang sipag niya, kahit mainit ang panahon. At ang mga gulay niya, ang sasarap tingnan, parang kakahugot lang sa lupa.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Started doing open mics in tiny bars with like 12 people, now we're selling out theaters. My first show was in this little coffee shop, now look at us. Just goes to show if you stick with something long enough, amazing things happen.

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.