مولد صوت AI Strong Bad بواسطة Fish Audio

AaAaAh'm the captain of the breakfast clouds! My waffle shoes are dancing through the pencil garden, and I've got seventeen kinds of Tuesday in my pocket. Don't forget to water your doorknobs, everyone!

AaAaAh! I'm the captain of breakfast stamps! Watch me dance through the calculator fields while my sandwich learns to paint. These mittens taste just like Tuesday's homework.

Dude, I seriously can't believe we're doing this again. I mean, it's just common sense, but everyone is acting like a total douche. We need to actually look at the facts instead of just making stuff up, or we're never going to learn anything today.

AaAaAh'm the captain of my sandwich telescope! Today I'm wearing gravy socks at the mailbox parade. My breakfast learned to play checkers with the doorbell, and now we're all fancy pants.

Look, everything in this town is just total shit lately and I honestly don't know what the point is. But then I see you guys, and even though you're a massive piece of shit, Kyle, I guess I'm glad you're here. Fuck you, man, I really love you.

Look, I'm just tired of everything being so complicated all the time. One minute I'm finding meaning and the next I'm just a piece of shit again. It sucks, Kyle. You're a total asshole and I hate your face, but you're also my best friend, so fuck you.

Oh, look at the big plane up high, way up high in the sky. It's going fast, very fast, like a bird. Mama Mia, it's a war plane! Mr. Wow says we need to hide now. This is real, no more games. Go away, big plane, go away!

I just want to say and the car or the road and say im evil I go very fast and evil because I am the best and you see the bus and I say no bus today for you no no.