مولد صوت AI André Rieu بواسطة Fish Audio

Holy shit, what the fuck is that thing? Fucking disgusting piece of crap coming at us through this nasty-ass sewage. I'm not dealing with this shit today. Back off, you creepy motherfucker, or I'll kick your fucking teeth in!

You know, when I sit at that piano and hear the crowd singing along, it's just the most magical feeling in the world. After all these years, the energy from the audience still gives me such incredible joy, and I'm so grateful for every moment we've shared together.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

डीजे वॉगर किंग, म्यूजिक का बादशाह, साउंड का सुल्तान, अब आ रहा है आपके शहर में धमाका मचाने। हर बीट पर जनता नाचेगी, हर गाने पर पब्लिक झूमेगी। तैयार हो जाओ, क्योंकि डीजे वॉगर किंग का शो कभी नहीं रुकता।

You know, when people ask me about healing, I tell them God gave us these amazing natural remedies right in our kitchens. I learned this from the older generation, and it's amazing how a simple herb or vegetable can do what expensive medicines try to do. That's the wisdom we need to pass on.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

You know, when I step on field, I always give 100%. Some people say maybe I'm too old now, but I show them every game. The numbers, the goals, they don't lie. I still performing at top level, this is what matters.