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So here's what happened today in class. I'm explaining the importance of doing homework, and this kid raises his hand and says, "But teacher, isn't practice making perfect just giving us more chances to practice being wrong?" I mean... how do you even respond to that?

Last week at the company party, I accidentally sent a private message meant for my friend to the entire office group chat. As I frantically tried deleting it, my phone froze, and I watched in horror as the reactions started pouring in. My manager's response made everything worse.

Yesterday someone told me to "get in the cloud" for file storage, so I climbed up a ladder and tried catching clouds in a jar. My neighbor saw me and called the fire department. I told them I was just following computer instructions.

Meet Jake, the human calculator. This guy can multiply five-digit numbers in his head faster than a computer. Scientists discovered his brain processes math differently due to a rare genetic mutation. He never learned multiplication tables - his mind just works that way naturally. Mind-blowing, right? Subscribe for more amazing stories.

During this famous horror movie scene where everyone looks terrified, the actors were actually trying not to laugh because the monster costume kept falling apart, and the director had to keep stopping filming while the crew fixed it with duct tape between takes.

Here's something wild: octopuses actually punch fish when they're annoyed! I'm not making this up. Scientists observed them randomly smacking fish during cooperative hunting, sometimes just out of spite. Like, imagine being so done with your coworker you just... boop! That's hilarious!

Hey Dear fan, I wanna let you know that i really like you and I wish to come meet you over there as my fan that's why I'm making this voicemail for you to be sure about me talking to you right now

Alright, here we go, man and cats just chilling one cat’s on his shoulder like it's just a casual Sunday He walks over to the sofa, pushes the cat off NO LOOK BACK. But THE CAT’S NOT DONE. It jumps back onto his back, grabs his pajamas with paws Man！Doesn’t even blink. Just pats his back and keeps walking, like he’s been through worse. Absolute legend. 😂 Cats own the show, humans just live in it.