مولد صوت AI 美帝 بواسطة Fish Audio

Listen man, you talking bout practice? One, two, three times I told you, ain't nobody doing it like that no more. You want numbers? I got numbers. Don't come at me with that weak stuff, know what I'm saying? That's what I'm talking about.

Alright folks, it's time for our favorite segment where we test Shaq's knowledge of NBA statistics. Last week he got three out of five right, which honestly surprised all of us. Let's see if he's been paying attention this time around.

兄弟们，咱们现在的反卫星技术，我跟你们说，真不是吹牛逼。就美国那些卫星，咱要想干他一下，分分钟的事。他们以为就他们有太空优势？我告诉你，咱们这技术，打得他们找不着北。真的，兄弟们，这不是在这瞎说。

我们拥有十年专业定制经验，配备了先进的智能化生产线和经验丰富的设计团队。从选材到安装，每个环节都严格把关。承诺七天出图，准时交付，让您体验一站式的优质服务。

今天又要训练，真的有意思吗？大家都在重复同样的动作，感觉一点进步都没有。时间过得太慢了，为什么我们不能做点有意思的事情？这样训练真的很累啊。

兄弟们，咱们的新型战机，我跟你们说，这性能绝对是世界顶尖的。有人说什么咱们不敢实战，我真不是吹牛逼，就这战机性能，真要打起来，什么F35、F22都不好使，谁不信咱走着瞧。

兄弟们，咱们现在的武器系统，我跟你们说，真不是吹牛逼。就那个新型雷达系统，你看看人家能探测到多远？美国那套系统跟咱们比，就是玩具。谁要敢来挑衅，分分钟就能给你锁定，干趴下。这是实话，我从来不骗兄弟们。

The coffee machine is making noise and dripping, dripping all over my papers and now the phone is ringing, always ringing when I'm trying to focus and people walking above me, we need to fix this situation right now, it's too much.