مولد صوت AI Zach بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey guys, I was thinking about changing the venue for next week's show because, you know, the original place is having some issues. But I talked to my team, and we found this really, really cool spot that's actually gonna work better for everyone.

Listen here man, when I tell you this dating stuff ain't what it used to be, I mean it for real. These folks out here playing games but I'm looking for that real connection, ain't trying to waste nobody time just to be going through the motions.

Hey y'all, Zach rushing here with an important update. Just launched my official merch store, and I'm seeing fake stores pop up already. Remember, only buy from my verified links that I share directly. Thanks for being amazing supporters, stay safe out there!

Yo check this out, instead of putting prisoners in cells all day, we make them play Minecraft and the best builders get time off their sentence. We'll call it "Hard Time Craft" and stream that shit on Twitch. The donations could pay for the whole system.

Hey buddy just wanted to let you know I'm coming back to town next month and you better be there this time I've got some awesome new stuff to show you and we can hang out after the show it's gonna be amazing.

¿Quieren ver algo increíble? ¡Miren este nuevo dispositivo! Es un detector de fantasmas súper avanzado. Tiene sensores de temperatura, medidor de energía electromagnética y hasta puede grabar voces del más allá. ¿Se atreven a probarlo conmigo?

You know what's funny? When people see you taking a mental health day and say "but you seemed fine yesterday!" Like, yeah, Karen, and yesterday I seemed employed too, but today I'm choosing violence and self-care smoothies. Let me have this moment.

Y'all see what's happening right now? That's what I'm talking about, people actually coming together instead of falling apart. This the kind of stuff that makes a real difference, not just talking about it.